[So, for those of you that spoke to Thom before he was turned into Michelle Rodriguez via teleporter glitch, this voice should sound pretty damn familiar.]

So, as it turns out? Ketchup-octopus ice cream? Not a thing any sapient, life-loving creature should ever be subjected to. Ever. Ever. I am still crying inside.

[... yep.]

UNSC ENCRYPTION ( Read more... )

Don't know about the rest of you, but back home, November 11th is called Veterans Day. Or Remembrance Day or-- well there's a lot of names for it. Mostly it's to honour the servicemen and women that have dedicated themselves to defending their countries or homeworlds, either in war or peacetime ( Read more... )

[The stage is set with a particular opening video and, in concert, the very audible noise of two beer being cracked open. That video is the only visual on this feed. Still, the voices are pretty obvious. This is Thom.This is Bro ]

So this is a thing that we're doing.

Yeeeeeep ( Read more... )

[Have a chick. Who was not a chick earlier. Who is now a chick. Who is still a Spartan? But definitely a chick.

What.]

... Thought y'all said the teleporters were fixed.

[Oh that vaguely Texan accent, at least, might be somewhat familiar to some of you.

ooc note; Thom has randomly switched genders in a super isolated/mod-approved teleporter ( Read more... )

Guys? Status?

[Because uhhhhhhhhhh.]

[OPEN CHANNEL]

Teleporter glitch, right? We know anything more than that? How it started, whether or not anyone's been able to get back to normal, that kind of thing.

[Have the resident cowboy Spartan, Sacrosanct. The feed's a little shaky, catching just half of his face before it takes in a sweeping view of the countryside. He's chilling out on a grassy knoll somewhere, sans armour, looking relatively at ease for, you know, a terrifying space marine. The view shifts a moment after, directed upwards.]Guy's gotta ( Read more... )

[This post is preceded by ... a bit of silence. And some paper shuffling. Someone is trying to get his motherfucking game face on but he's running on a Microsoft OS it's taking some time SOMEBODY HASN'T DEFRAGGED LATELY....... and by defragged I mean slept more than twenty minutes at a time ( Read more... )

( Expositive narrative, oocly cut for the benefit of friendslists everywhere! )